{"id":15,"date":"2009-01-30T23:02:16","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T23:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/?p=15"},"modified":"2009-01-30T23:28:24","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T23:28:24","slug":"carrie-fisher-princesa-leia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/01\/30\/carrie-fisher-princesa-leia\/","title":{"rendered":"Carrie Fisher \/ Princesa Leia"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Carrie Fisher \/ Leia\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i46.photobucket.com\/albums\/f107\/cinemaxunga2\/leia-now-and-then.jpg?resize=400%2C267\" alt=\"Carrie Fisher \/ Leia\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Carrie Fisher \/ Leia<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Um dia destes lembrei-me de ver a primeira trilogia do Star Wars, aquela que \u00e9 cronologicamente a segunda. Depois de ponderar se Jaba The Hutt teria ou n\u00e3o violado a princesa Leia antes de a fazer de sua cadela de estima\u00e7\u00e3o ( <a href=\"http:\/\/www.leiasmetalbikini.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">mega-m\u00edtico bikini de metal<\/a>)\u00a0 lembrei-me de procurar fotos de Carrie Fisher na Internet. Qual n\u00e3o foi o meu espanto quando come\u00e7o a ver fotos dela actuais, cheia de Botox e velhice ress\u00eaca de fazer inveja \u00e0s nossas <em>socialites <\/em>mumificadas. Aqui ficam o resultado da minha pesquisa, que me fez sujar umas cal\u00e7as com v\u00f3mito.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um dia destes lembrei-me de ver a primeira trilogia do Star Wars, aquela que \u00e9 cronologicamente a segunda. Depois de ponderar se Jaba The Hutt teria ou n\u00e3o violado a princesa Leia antes de a fazer de sua cadela de estima\u00e7\u00e3o ( mega-m\u00edtico bikini de metal)\u00a0 lembrei-me de procurar fotos de Carrie Fisher na Internet. 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