{"id":1713,"date":"2009-10-02T16:35:54","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T16:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/?p=1713"},"modified":"2009-10-02T16:35:54","modified_gmt":"2009-10-02T16:35:54","slug":"kathleen-turner-envelhece-miseravelmente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/02\/kathleen-turner-envelhece-miseravelmente\/","title":{"rendered":"Kathleen Turner envelhece miseravelmente!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/kathleen-turner.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1714\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/02\/kathleen-turner-envelhece-miseravelmente\/kathleen-turner\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/kathleen-turner.jpg?fit=500%2C333&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,333\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"kathleen-turner\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/kathleen-turner.jpg?fit=500%2C333&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1714\" title=\"kathleen-turner\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/kathleen-turner.jpg?resize=425%2C283\" alt=\"kathleen-turner\" width=\"425\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/kathleen-turner.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/kathleen-turner.jpg?resize=425%2C283&amp;ssl=1 425w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Estava eu a ver o primeiro epis\u00f3dio da nova \u00e9poca de Californication quando deparei com uma envelhecida Kathleen Turner. Foi um choque horrendo, mesmo para quem j\u00e1 a tinha visto envelhecida como a mam\u00e3 Lisbon em The Virgin Suicides. Muitos de voc\u00eas s\u00e3o putos e n\u00e3o se lembram, mas esta senhora era capaz de levantar o pau <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"file:\/\/\/C:\/DOCUME%7E1\/couceiro\/DEFINI%7E1\/Temp\/moz-screenshot.png\" alt=\"\" \/>a um falecido.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Estava eu a ver o primeiro epis\u00f3dio da nova \u00e9poca de Californication quando deparei com uma envelhecida Kathleen Turner. Foi um choque horrendo, mesmo para quem j\u00e1 a tinha visto envelhecida como a mam\u00e3 Lisbon em The Virgin Suicides. Muitos de voc\u00eas s\u00e3o putos e n\u00e3o se lembram, mas esta senhora era capaz de levantar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[113,10],"tags":[724,727,726,723,2124,725],"series":[],"class_list":["post-1713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artigo","category-tv","tag-californication","tag-feia","tag-gorda","tag-kathleen-turner","tag-tv","tag-velha","post-preview"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/kukapodcast3.jpg?fit=1500%2C1500&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/dr-kuka-veludo-apresenta","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"gombG45jSR\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/02\/kathleen-turner-envelhece-miseravelmente\/\">Kathleen Turner envelhece miseravelmente!<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/02\/kathleen-turner-envelhece-miseravelmente\/embed\/#?secret=gombG45jSR\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"&#8220;Kathleen Turner envelhece miseravelmente!&#8221; &#8212; CinemaXunga\" data-secret=\"gombG45jSR\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! 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