{"id":1873,"date":"2009-10-24T22:33:13","date_gmt":"2009-10-24T22:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/?p=1873"},"modified":"2015-06-08T17:51:06","modified_gmt":"2015-06-08T16:51:06","slug":"fim-de-semana-klingon-a-vida-sexual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/24\/fim-de-semana-klingon-a-vida-sexual\/","title":{"rendered":"Fim de Semana Klingon &#8211; A Vida Sexual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1874\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/sexytrekcom\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/sexytrekcom.jpg?fit=425%2C279&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"425,279\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sexytrekcom\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/sexytrekcom.jpg?fit=425%2C279&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/sexytrekcom.jpg?fit=425%2C279&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1874\" title=\"sexytrekcom\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/sexytrekcom.jpg?resize=605%2C397\" alt=\"sexytrekcom\" width=\"605\" height=\"397\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A vida sexual dos Klingon \u00e9 algo pouco conhecido, porque nenhuma criatura n\u00e3o klingon sobrevive a este tipo de actividades. Ficamos com um foto rara tirada num motel no planeta Magna Roma, no sistema FGC 892, depois de um congresso de armas de destrui\u00e7\u00e3o planet\u00e1ria e sistemas de refrigera\u00e7\u00e3o de carnes para viagens de longa dist\u00e2ncia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A vida sexual dos Klingon \u00e9 algo pouco conhecido, porque nenhuma criatura n\u00e3o klingon sobrevive a este tipo de actividades. Ficamos com um foto rara tirada num motel no planeta Magna Roma, no sistema FGC 892, depois de um congresso de armas de destrui\u00e7\u00e3o planet\u00e1ria e sistemas de refrigera\u00e7\u00e3o de carnes para viagens de longa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,44],"tags":[108,109,769,2136,765,265,768,766,6,62,141],"series":[],"class_list":["post-1873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-buzz","category-internet","tag-alien","tag-aliens","tag-canzana","tag-gaja","tag-klingon","tag-nua","tag-quarto","tag-sci","tag-sci-fi","tag-sexo","tag-star-trek","post-preview"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/kukapodcast3.jpg?fit=1500%2C1500&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/dr-kuka-veludo-apresenta","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"tzMAc75oeA\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/24\/fim-de-semana-klingon-a-vida-sexual\/\">Fim de Semana Klingon &#8211; A Vida Sexual<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/24\/fim-de-semana-klingon-a-vida-sexual\/embed\/#?secret=tzMAc75oeA\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"&#8220;Fim de Semana Klingon &#8211; A Vida Sexual&#8221; &#8212; CinemaXunga\" data-secret=\"tzMAc75oeA\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! 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