{"id":1979,"date":"2009-11-06T10:36:25","date_gmt":"2009-11-06T10:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/?p=1979"},"modified":"2009-11-06T10:36:25","modified_gmt":"2009-11-06T10:36:25","slug":"hip-hop-wookie-chewbacca-a-sexta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/11\/06\/hip-hop-wookie-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","title":{"rendered":"Hip Hop Wookie &#8211; Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1980\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wookiecrew\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/wookieCrew.jpg?fit=425%2C425&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"425,425\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wookieCrew\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/wookieCrew.jpg?fit=425%2C425&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/wookieCrew.jpg?fit=425%2C425&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1980\" title=\"wookieCrew\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/wookieCrew.jpg?resize=425%2C425\" alt=\"wookieCrew\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/wookieCrew.jpg?w=425&amp;ssl=1 425w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/wookieCrew.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Chewbacca tinha um primo bazofe, o Celso, que estava no desemprego e gastava todo o subs\u00eddio em correntes, pulseiras de brilhantes e cal\u00e7as que n\u00e3o tapam o rego do cu. Mas Chewbacca tinha uma d\u00edvida de sangue para com a m\u00e3e de Celso, por causa de uma disputa com duas prostitutas an\u00e3s da famosa cadeia de bord\u00e9is &#8220;Kanzana Ville&#8221;, nas luas de Shiluk. Assim, o nosso felpudo her\u00f3i foi obrigado a financiar um CD de hip hop para Celso e aparecer na capa na esperan\u00e7a que a sua fama fizesse render o investimento. O disco n\u00e3o vendeu mais de 1500 exemplares. Celso acabou por arranjar emprego como picheleiro num velho cruzador imperial convertido para turismo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chewbacca tinha um primo bazofe, o Celso, que estava no desemprego e gastava todo o subs\u00eddio em correntes, pulseiras de brilhantes e cal\u00e7as que n\u00e3o tapam o rego do cu. 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