{"id":2830,"date":"2010-03-05T09:30:46","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T09:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/?p=2830"},"modified":"2010-03-04T21:27:35","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T21:27:35","slug":"ameacas-de-morte-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/05\/ameacas-de-morte-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","title":{"rendered":"Amea\u00e7as de morte! &#8211; Aus\u00eancia de Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2829\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/05\/ameacas-de-morte-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/resgatechewbacca\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/resgatechewbacca.jpg?fit=425%2C414&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"425,414\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Chewbacca de Volta\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/resgatechewbacca.jpg?fit=425%2C414&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2829\" title=\"Chewbacca de Volta\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/resgatechewbacca.jpg?resize=425%2C414\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"414\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Eu compreendo perfeitamente a f\u00faria de todos. Eu pr\u00f3prio sinto um vazio glaciar dentro de mim \u00e0s sextas. Sem o Chewbacca \u00e9 como se o meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o fosse um peda\u00e7o de carv\u00e3o desfigurado pela eros\u00e3o do esquecimento. E as noites em que acordo apavorado, no meio de um sonho em que o Chewbacca est\u00e1 a fazer arroz de feij\u00e3o para acompanhar umas petingas fresquinhas e quando me levanto para me servir tenho umas cal\u00e7as de toureiro e uns chinelos de andar por casa com a Hello Kitty!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu compreendo perfeitamente a f\u00faria de todos. Eu pr\u00f3prio sinto um vazio glaciar dentro de mim \u00e0s sextas. Sem o Chewbacca \u00e9 como se o meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o fosse um peda\u00e7o de carv\u00e3o desfigurado pela eros\u00e3o do esquecimento. E as noites em que acordo apavorado, no meio de um sonho em que o Chewbacca est\u00e1 a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[304],"tags":[34,1068,289,58,256,117,24,28,1065,1066,6,1067,11,103],"series":[],"class_list":["post-2830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chewbaccasexta","tag-alternativo","tag-caboverdiano","tag-cartoon","tag-chewbacca","tag-estupidez","tag-fake","tag-fantasia","tag-nonsense","tag-pedido","tag-resgate","tag-sci-fi","tag-sexta","tag-star-wars","tag-violencia","post-preview"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/kukapodcast3.jpg?fit=1500%2C1500&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/dr-kuka-veludo-apresenta","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"AN2ynhNmnB\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/05\/ameacas-de-morte-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/\">Amea\u00e7as de morte! &#8211; Aus\u00eancia de Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/05\/ameacas-de-morte-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/embed\/#?secret=AN2ynhNmnB\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"&#8220;Amea\u00e7as de morte! &#8211; Aus\u00eancia de Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta&#8221; &#8212; CinemaXunga\" data-secret=\"AN2ynhNmnB\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! 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