{"id":2907,"date":"2010-03-12T15:39:04","date_gmt":"2010-03-12T15:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/?p=2907"},"modified":"2010-03-12T15:39:04","modified_gmt":"2010-03-12T15:39:04","slug":"desaparecido-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/12\/desaparecido-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","title":{"rendered":"Desaparecido &#8211; Aus\u00eancia de Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>VIU ESTE WOOKIE?<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2908\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/12\/desaparecido-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/3225021114_02b2a52370_o\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/3225021114_02b2a52370_o.jpg?fit=425%2C425&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"425,425\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Picasa 3.0&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Chewbacca\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/3225021114_02b2a52370_o.jpg?fit=425%2C425&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/3225021114_02b2a52370_o.jpg?fit=425%2C425&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2908\" title=\"Chewbacca\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/3225021114_02b2a52370_o.jpg?resize=425%2C425\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/3225021114_02b2a52370_o.jpg?w=425&amp;ssl=1 425w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/3225021114_02b2a52370_o.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/>Desapareceu h\u00e1 cerca de um m\u00eas do seu blog de abrigo. Chewbacca vestia na altura do seu desaparecimento uma pochete de cabedal com uma colec\u00e7\u00e3o de isqueiros zippo na al\u00e7a e apresentava sinais de perturba\u00e7\u00f5es mentais. Se o vir n\u00e3o tente entrar em contacto com ele, uma vez que nos encontramos na \u00e9poca de acasalamento wookie. Para evitar que seja violado durante 56 horas por um contundente p\u00e9nis helicoidal, use o contacto deste<span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/contacto\/\">site aqui<\/a><\/span>. Obrigado e que os Lordes de Kobol vos aben\u00e7oem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>VIU ESTE WOOKIE? Desapareceu h\u00e1 cerca de um m\u00eas do seu blog de abrigo. Chewbacca vestia na altura do seu desaparecimento uma pochete de cabedal com uma colec\u00e7\u00e3o de isqueiros zippo na al\u00e7a e apresentava sinais de perturba\u00e7\u00f5es mentais. Se o vir n\u00e3o tente entrar em contacto com ele, uma vez que nos encontramos na [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[304],"tags":[1090,58,1089],"series":[],"class_list":["post-2907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chewbaccasexta","tag-anuncio","tag-chewbacca","tag-desaparecido","post-preview"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/kukapodcast3.jpg?fit=1500%2C1500&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/dr-kuka-veludo-apresenta","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"TEUULHfS4d\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/12\/desaparecido-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/\">Desaparecido &#8211; Aus\u00eancia de Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/12\/desaparecido-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/embed\/#?secret=TEUULHfS4d\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"&#8220;Desaparecido &#8211; Aus\u00eancia de Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta&#8221; &#8212; CinemaXunga\" data-secret=\"TEUULHfS4d\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! 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