{"id":3075,"date":"2010-04-02T08:09:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T08:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/?p=3075"},"modified":"2010-03-31T08:54:25","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T08:54:25","slug":"um-dia-no-lado-negro-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/04\/02\/um-dia-no-lado-negro-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","title":{"rendered":"Um dia no lado negro &#8211; Aus\u00eancia de Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3076\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/04\/02\/um-dia-no-lado-negro-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/umdianavida\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/umdianavida.jpg?fit=425%2C971&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"425,971\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"umdianavida\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/umdianavida.jpg?fit=425%2C971&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/umdianavida.jpg?fit=425%2C971&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3076\" title=\"umdianavida\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/umdianavida.jpg?resize=425%2C971\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"971\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Uma ilustra\u00e7\u00e3o de uma testemunha de uma\u00a0sexta-feira santa na vida de Chewbacca no lado negro. Devassar o rego da princesa Leia antes do pequeno-almo\u00e7o, arrancar novamente a cabe\u00e7a \u00e0quele insuport\u00e1vel android gay, pedir de volta os 500 paus que emprestou ao Hitler num bar em Malkinia (Pol\u00f3nia) em 1939 e devassar o rego da esposa do seu primo Fred antes do almo\u00e7o.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uma ilustra\u00e7\u00e3o de uma testemunha de uma\u00a0sexta-feira santa na vida de Chewbacca no lado negro. Devassar o rego da princesa Leia antes do pequeno-almo\u00e7o, arrancar novamente a cabe\u00e7a \u00e0quele insuport\u00e1vel android gay, pedir de volta os 500 paus que emprestou ao Hitler num bar em Malkinia (Pol\u00f3nia) em 1939 e devassar o rego da esposa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[304],"tags":[546,289,58,348,12,180,11,1134],"series":[],"class_list":["post-3075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chewbaccasexta","tag-c3po","tag-cartoon","tag-chewbacca","tag-hitler","tag-leia","tag-spoof","tag-star-wars","tag-wilma","post-preview"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/kukapodcast3.jpg?fit=1500%2C1500&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/dr-kuka-veludo-apresenta","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"nlWBQu3Lc7\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/04\/02\/um-dia-no-lado-negro-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/\">Um dia no lado negro &#8211; Aus\u00eancia de Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/04\/02\/um-dia-no-lado-negro-ausencia-de-chewbacca-a-sexta\/embed\/#?secret=nlWBQu3Lc7\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"&#8220;Um dia no lado negro &#8211; Aus\u00eancia de Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta&#8221; &#8212; CinemaXunga\" data-secret=\"nlWBQu3Lc7\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pqRpf-NB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1979,"url":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/11\/06\/hip-hop-wookie-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","url_meta":{"origin":3075,"position":0},"title":"Hip Hop Wookie &#8211; Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","author":"pedro","date":"November 6, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Chewbacca tinha um primo bazofe, o Celso, que estava no desemprego e gastava todo o subs\u00eddio em correntes, pulseiras de brilhantes e cal\u00e7as que n\u00e3o tapam o rego do cu. Mas Chewbacca tinha uma d\u00edvida de sangue para com a m\u00e3e de Celso, por causa de uma disputa com duas\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/category\/chewbaccasexta\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"wookieCrew","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/wookieCrew.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":732,"url":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/04\/17\/bad-chewbacca\/","url_meta":{"origin":3075,"position":1},"title":"Bad Chewbacca!","author":"pedro","date":"April 17, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Semana sem uma refer\u00eancia a Chewbacca nem \u00e9 uma semana normal!","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/category\/chewbaccasexta\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"badchewbacca","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/badchewbacca.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3221,"url":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/04\/23\/chewbacca-peida-se-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","url_meta":{"origin":3075,"position":2},"title":"Chewbacca peida-se &#8211; Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","author":"pedro","date":"April 23, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"O feij\u00e3o de Dagobah n\u00e3o \u00e9 para todos. Nesta cena Chewbacca arrepende-se de n\u00e3o ter pedido o frango.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/category\/chewbaccasexta\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/chewbacca-peida-se.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/chewbacca-peida-se.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/chewbacca-peida-se.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1837,"url":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/23\/oops-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","url_meta":{"origin":3075,"position":3},"title":"Oops &#8211; Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","author":"pedro","date":"October 23, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"- Acho que me est\u00e3o ali a chamar...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/category\/chewbaccasexta\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"oopschewbacca","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/oopschewbacca.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4086,"url":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/12\/17\/o-peso-da-idade-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","url_meta":{"origin":3075,"position":4},"title":"O peso da idade &#8211; Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta!","author":"pedro","date":"December 17, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Trinta e tal anos depois, Chewbacca e Leia volta a encenar o momento que os fez famosos nos foruns de fanboys pela Internet fora. Com um quilos a mais e com Chewbacca a denotar algum desgaste na pr\u00f3tese total paga por um famoso apresentador de um talk show, podemos finalmente\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/category\/chewbaccasexta\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/chewbacca-thenandnow.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":880,"url":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2009\/05\/15\/os-loucos-anos-30-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","url_meta":{"origin":3075,"position":5},"title":"Os Loucos anos 30 &#8211; Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","author":"pedro","date":"May 15, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Folheando os albuns de fotos de Chewbacca podemos claramente compreender a Hist\u00f3ria. Nesta semana no \"Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta\" explica-se a origem do rato Mickey...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/category\/chewbaccasexta\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"chewiehitler","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/chewiehitler.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3075"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3079,"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3075\/revisions\/3079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3075"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=3075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}