{"id":4086,"date":"2010-12-17T09:31:33","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T09:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/?p=4086"},"modified":"2010-12-15T21:38:20","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T21:38:20","slug":"o-peso-da-idade-chewbacca-a-sexta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/12\/17\/o-peso-da-idade-chewbacca-a-sexta\/","title":{"rendered":"O peso da idade &#8211; Chewbacca \u00e0 Sexta!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4088\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2010\/12\/17\/o-peso-da-idade-chewbacca-a-sexta\/chewbacca-thenandnow\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/chewbacca-thenandnow.jpg?fit=425%2C650&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"425,650\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"chewbacca-thenandnow\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/chewbacca-thenandnow.jpg?fit=425%2C650&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/chewbacca-thenandnow.jpg?fit=425%2C650&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4088\" title=\"chewbacca-thenandnow\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/chewbacca-thenandnow.jpg?resize=425%2C650\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"650\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Trinta e tal anos depois, Chewbacca e Leia volta a encenar o momento que os fez famosos nos foruns de fanboys pela Internet fora. 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