{"id":5180,"date":"2013-01-03T15:40:45","date_gmt":"2013-01-03T15:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/?p=5180"},"modified":"2013-01-03T16:24:41","modified_gmt":"2013-01-03T16:24:41","slug":"o-monstro-vagina-de-verhoeven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/03\/o-monstro-vagina-de-verhoeven\/","title":{"rendered":"O monstro-vagina de Verhoeven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/monstro-vagina.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"monstro-vagina\" alt=\"monstro-vagina\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/monstro-vagina_thumb.jpg?resize=425%2C283\" width=\"425\" height=\"283\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Todos os dias s\u00e3o dia de deboche no Cinemaxunga, mas \u00e0s quintas as coisas saem completamente fora de controle. \u00c9 o efeito cientificamente reconhecido e comprovado conhecido como o pr\u00e9-pr\u00e9-fim de semana (pr\u00e9<sup>2<\/sup>-fim de semana). E \u00e9 dentro desse \u00e9brio esp\u00edrito festivaleiro que vos falo hoje do monstro vagina de Starship Troopers do mestre Paul Verhoeven.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Verhoeven \u00e9 conhecido pelo seu acutilante sentido de humor e da permanente cr\u00edtica ao <em>american way of life<\/em>, principalmente na fase de Robocop, Starship Troopers ou Total Recall. Antes de o terem topado, portanto! Normalmente apresentado um futuro federalista fortemente militarizado e a fazer a extrema direita actual parecer o partido comunista de \u00c1lvaro Cunhal. O chamado fascismo de n\u00edvel 9000 para quem tem pejo em chamar-lhe &#8220;nazismo&#8221; ou democracia selectiva. O sociedade dist\u00f3pica a meio g\u00e1s, o t\u00edpico pr\u00e9-Skynet ou\u00a0Fahrenheit 451. Alphaville com naves espaciais e insectos gigantes do espa\u00e7o, v\u00e1!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Ora, em Starship Troopers o imperador dos insect\u00f3ides \u00e9 um bicho cuja boca se assemelha a uma vagina, com lubrifica\u00e7\u00e3o e funcionalidades muito similares. Ser\u00e1 este design propositado? E se sim, porqu\u00ea?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">O monstro foi realmente idealizado como uma vagina, para tornar a sociedade dos bichos uma esp\u00e9cie de monarquia matriarca que os americanos querem terminar a todo o custo. Uma vagina gigante que pretende controlar a sociedade varonil e mis\u00f3gina da america actual (n\u00e3o da sociedade retratado no filme). Bom, e nada melhor que ganhar a guerra do que dominar o monstro-vagina, tortur\u00e1-lo e submet\u00ea-lo \u00e1 masculinidade do ex\u00e9rcito americano. E terminar com uma gloriosa apoteose depois do veredicto do vidente oficial da infantaria que profere um <em>\u201cIt\u2019s afraid!\u201d<\/em> encorpado de orgulho macho. A ruindade vaginal est\u00e1 assim dominada para usufruto masculino e o facto do medium ser homosexual s\u00f3 veio levantar sobrolhos mundialmente 15 anos depois quando o estelar playboy Barney Stinson veio revelar que, afinal, a \u00fanica vagina que usa regularmente \u00e9 o seu pr\u00f3prio \u00e2nus. E\u00a0com esta piada de gosto duvidoso, vos deixo.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Quer dizer, n\u00e3o vos deixo j\u00e1. Porque existe ainda outra interpreta\u00e7\u00e3o de que a intelig\u00eancia sucumbe \u00e0 for\u00e7a bruta, o que nos leva ao incontorn\u00e1vel ponto da vagina representar a intelig\u00eancia, que n\u00e3o sendo inteiramente improv\u00e1vel \u00e9 bastante duvidoso. Se a vagina representasse ast\u00facia, perspic\u00e1cia, subtileza, controlo mental ou culpabiliza\u00e7\u00e3o do parceiro sob a forma de sonoros &#8220;<em>passas o dia no sof\u00e1 em vez de fazer outra tarefa que te fa\u00e7a sentir miser\u00e1vel e in\u00fatil<\/em>&#8221; ainda acreditava.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Fica a multim\u00e9dia relacionada com o t\u00f3pico em epigrafe e aos seus supracitados temas suced\u00e2neos.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/283105-aph_29_super.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"283105-aph_29_super\" alt=\"283105-aph_29_super\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/283105-aph_29_super_thumb.jpg?resize=425%2C212\" width=\"425\" height=\"212\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SMTz9nIUkGc\" height=\"319\" width=\"425\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>E, claro, os banhos mistos. (clicar para ampliar)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/1357223338612.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5182\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/03\/o-monstro-vagina-de-verhoeven\/attachment\/1357223338612\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/1357223338612.jpg?fit=1920%2C1040&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1920,1040\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Banhos mistos\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/1357223338612.jpg?fit=425%2C230&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/1357223338612.jpg?fit=676%2C366&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5182\" alt=\"Banhos mistos\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/1357223338612.jpg?resize=425%2C230\" width=\"425\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/1357223338612.jpg?resize=425%2C230&amp;ssl=1 425w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/1357223338612.jpg?resize=1024%2C554&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/1357223338612.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/1357223338612.jpg?w=1352 1352w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Todos os dias s\u00e3o dia de deboche no Cinemaxunga, mas \u00e0s quintas as coisas saem completamente fora de controle. \u00c9 o efeito cientificamente reconhecido e comprovado conhecido como o pr\u00e9-pr\u00e9-fim de semana (pr\u00e92-fim de semana). E \u00e9 dentro desse \u00e9brio esp\u00edrito festivaleiro que vos falo hoje do monstro vagina de Starship Troopers do mestre Paul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[113,9],"tags":[485,71,714,20,2132,21,291,1610,28,49,1183,2126,515,62,1758,530],"series":[],"class_list":["post-5180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artigo","category-cinema","tag-485","tag-classico","tag-espaco","tag-gajas","tag-mamas","tag-memoria-xunga","tag-monstro","tag-neil-patrick-harris","tag-nonsense","tag-opiniao","tag-paul-verhoeven","tag-pintelheira","tag-scifi","tag-sexo","tag-starship-troopers","tag-vagina","post-preview"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/kukapodcast3.jpg?fit=1500%2C1500&ssl=1","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/dr-kuka-veludo-apresenta","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"YVo01R2LG0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/03\/o-monstro-vagina-de-verhoeven\/\">O monstro-vagina de Verhoeven<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/cinemaxunga.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/03\/o-monstro-vagina-de-verhoeven\/embed\/#?secret=YVo01R2LG0\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"&#8220;O monstro-vagina de Verhoeven&#8221; &#8212; CinemaXunga\" data-secret=\"YVo01R2LG0\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! 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